System Simplifier Gifts

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Does it spark joy?

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Justice Imbalance

Changing the Man in Charge Doesn't Change the System

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"I see you decluttered."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

Hospital - Guide to wars: NHS Offensive, Battle for NHS, Fight against closures.

'I don't think we could throw the baby out with the bathwater if we tried.'

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

Become a California Teacher

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."