Space Simplifier Gifts

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Any questions?'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Paperless office.

Castle Efficiency

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"That's your tiny house!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

'I prefer it this way.'

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.

'I don't think our marriage can survive in 394 square feet of living space.'