Visual Simplifier Gifts

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"I see you decluttered."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

Hermit

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

My Marie Kondo Drawer

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

"Actually we find this works better for us."

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

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