Sartorial Simplifier Gifts

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'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Phone Mittens

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

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"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"You look great."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

'You got haberdashed!'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

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'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."

'What's next? Shoes we can walk in??'

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.