Lifestyle Simplifier Gifts

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

We find this model works better for us!

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'We may have to adjust the gastric band a little.'

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

Hermit

Welcome to our valley! It is a sanctuary as we have very little human activity here: there is no mobile phone or Wifi reception...

I decided to simplify my life!

Intendo.

Man carring plans

'I have to lose some weight...Every time I want to rest on my laurels I find I need wider laurels.'

My Marie Kondo Drawer

Masters of Sameness

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

The town without cell phones.

"You and your indoor pool!"