Hygiene Simplifier Gifts

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'Any questions?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

Interactive Underwear

Shower before entering heaven.

Miscommunication

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

Washing Face

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

My Marie Kondo Drawer

'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'