Data Simplifier Gifts

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"I see you decluttered."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

I decided to simplify my life!

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

Masters of Sameness

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

I'm a businessman, not a zealot. I give the masses what they want. I give girls what they want. The masses want drama and intensity. Ditto. Direction, simplicity, answers, purpose. Yep, yep, yep. Rock hard abs!