Data Simplifier T-Shirts

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I see you decluttered."

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

My Marie Kondo Drawer

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"