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Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

I decided to simplify my life!

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

My Marie Kondo Drawer

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

Masters of Sameness

"We're simplifying our lives."

Customer information closed - 'Very informative!'

"Do you remember when all we had to think about was the customer?"