Rule Simplifier T-Shirts

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"I see you decluttered."

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

'You realize, these are going to lead inevitably to the legal profession.'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'