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"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Will Self deprecation

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

We find this model works better for us!

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

Hermit

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

Beat Me, Kick Me, Make Me Do Story Problems.

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

I decided to simplify my life!

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

"As your chosen autobiographical ghostwriter, let me state up front that if I want any input from you, I'll ask for it."