Efficient Living T-Shirts

The Simple Life: Input - Output

"Looks like we found the issue."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Time Is Money

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Global Warmer 2000.

100% carbon neutral