Easygoing T-Shirts

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Pirate

Theatre Crowd

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Professional woman in pub

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."

"Let's go clubbing."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Is this money for booze?

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

"So, back to my place?"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."