Easygoing T-Shirts

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Pirate

Theatre Crowd

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Professional woman in pub

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."

"Let's go clubbing."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

Is this money for booze?

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

"So, back to my place?"

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'