Easy-going Personalities T-Shirts

'There's no need to overtake me... what's the hurry?'

Advocado

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Fridge-to-table"

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Hungry labradors online.

'Frankly, you're not impressing us: We can all do that...'

Baby rabbits rope-skipping with an anteater's tongue.

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

Baby World Leaders

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

Why there are moms

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"The following programme is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever."

"Go with the flow, boys!"

"Yum, yum! I just love shortbread!"

'Low maintenance gardening'

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'

"I'm afraid its hippyitis."

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'

Emoji Head

'That reminds me - we'll soon be passing those dreadful builders!'