Easy-going Individuals T-Shirts

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"Fridge-to-table"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

'Relax. It's summertime and the living is easy.'

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

"Go with the flow, boys!"

"The following programme is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever."

'Now this is my kind of fortune cookie!'

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'Low maintenance gardening'

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'

"No, we do not wish to live with a family and learn to speak Serbo-Croatian."

'There's no need to overtake me... what's the hurry?'

Path of least resistance.