Relaxed Personalities T-Shirts

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"We need to walk."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

Pet Hobbies

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

"What are we doing today?"

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Sloth!"

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

Yeah, I only use 10% of my brain, but that's just because I'm pacing myself.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

'It can't be worth much.'

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

"If you're always chasing ideas. . . they won't come to you."

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!