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Pet Hobbies

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

PJ Parties

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Love me?"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Crumbs of Comfort

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"What are we doing today?"

Dog in the Bed.

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Which side do you want?"

"Good morning, world!"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

Doing our bit to save the planet.

Camping in new normality

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

Man on Island

Wine and Stripes

'I do like you Walter, but I don't like your alter ego.'