Relaxed Companions Gifts

Pet Hobbies

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

PJ Parties

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Love me?"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Crumbs of Comfort

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"What are we doing today?"

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Dog in the Bed.

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

"When you're dating at our age, this is what passes for a mating dance."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Good morning, world!"

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Which side do you want?"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

I hope I didn't hear you correctly, Lance. Actually, I hope so too, Gloria.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

Doing our bit to save the planet.

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

Wine and Stripes

Camping in new normality

Man on Island

'I do like you Walter, but I don't like your alter ego.'