Relaxed Romancer Gifts

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Pet Hobbies

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Holiday,

"What are we doing today?"

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Tax haven.

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

A King 'Off Duty'.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Friday

"I thought we agreed no work this holiday."

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'