Relaxed Romancer Mugs

"When you're dating at our age, this is what passes for a mating dance."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Pet Hobbies

"What are we doing today?"

Tax haven.

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

Superman takes a vacation.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Holiday,

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Friday

A King 'Off Duty'.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"I thought we agreed no work this holiday."

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"