Playful Romancer Gifts

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Rude Snowpeople

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Shuck me.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Playground reputation.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Cupid

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

"You have a date with Tim Jones? Really? You're so wicked: he's at least a day younger than you!"