Playful Romancer Prints

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Playground reputation.

'Shuck me.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Cupid

Call it Tough Love.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Candles In Bed

Adult Magician

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'