Playful Romantic Prints

"Wanna go steady?"

"Wear the leopard-print underwear."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

"You have a date with Tim Jones? Really? You're so wicked: he's at least a day younger than you!"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"If the apple doesn't work I have a plan B."

Rude Snowpeople

"Well, that didn't work. How about a little tongue?"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Cupid

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Shuck me.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'I like my whisky like I like my women. . . A 18-year-old mixed up with coke.'

'Come on inside, baby. Let me show you where the magic happens.'

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'

"I'll try just one to start."

'Take no notice -he thinks he's God's gift to lady bus drivers!'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Sexual chemistry set

"Recess does things to a man."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

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Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.