Lighthearted Romantic Prints

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Get crazy once in a while

Push for Disco...

"Recess does things to a man."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Shuck me.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Do you come here often?'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Cupid

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Wanna go out?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

"It's face painting Friday."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

Carpet cleaning

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since he had a bowel movement."

"You have a date with Tim Jones? Really? You're so wicked: he's at least a day younger than you!"

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."