Romantic Role-player Prints

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

scrabble love

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Hunding

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'