Little Romancer Gifts

Playground reputation.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Recess does things to a man."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Take a bow!

'Outside with that!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Hiker's right of way.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"I think we can stop worrying about his bed wetting!"

'Reflexes normal.'

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

"When you're dating at our age, this is what passes for a mating dance."

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

"I'd like a second opinion...for the frog in my pocket."

Kid, you can't go taking credit cards and identities. It's stealing. Just the same as if you stole something from a store. Yes sir. I want to be a good person. I won't do it anymore. And no freezing my assets. You're no fun at all.

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

AIDS prevention

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"I don't know where he puts it all."

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"