Little Romancer Mugs

Playground reputation.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Recess does things to a man."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'Outside with that!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Take a bow!

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Hiker's right of way.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'Reflexes normal.'

"I think we can stop worrying about his bed wetting!"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"I'd like a second opinion...for the frog in my pocket."

AIDS prevention

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"I don't know where he puts it all."

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"