Little Campaigner Mugs

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Save the unicorn.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Friends of the Earth

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

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