Junior Campaigner Mugs

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Palin 2012

I rule by fear.

Jerry Brown.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Save the termites.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Friends of the Earth

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"