Tiny Campaigner Mugs

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Save the unicorn.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

Palin 2012

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"I tested very high in playing."

Jerry Brown.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Save Our Lagoons

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

Vote

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'