Vintage Campaigner Mugs

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

TRUMP

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Vote

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"