Vintage Campaigner T-Shirts

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

TRUMP

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Save Our Lagoons

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"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."