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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

The society for the recognition of stupidity as a bona fide disability.

Save the unicorn.

Elect Harley Yomp...'codependent with you!'

"I think he's running as an independent."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"That's our new church mascot."

Palin 2012

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Floss Street Vendor

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Doomsday marketing

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

A cocktail in a tuba

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