Comedy Campaigner T-Shirts

"Now, I know you'd like us to go away and let you get on with your dream, but, given the cutbacks in federal funding, without your pledge there may not be any more dreams!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'What'll it be?'

Palin 2012

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Jeb Can Ficks It

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

"Russia is run by rich oligarchs. America is run by rich insurance companies."

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

"He can't tell his left from his right."

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

England's jester - United States' jester.

Vote

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

European Elections