Comedy Campaigner Mugs

"Now, I know you'd like us to go away and let you get on with your dream, but, given the cutbacks in federal funding, without your pledge there may not be any more dreams!"

Save the unicorn.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'What'll it be?'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Palin 2012

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He's not going to win. He was the first to announce. No first-announcer has won since 1952. Besides, his name's too similar to Tom Cruise. And Tom Cruise is so not in right now. HOJ. We should have our own political show. If I an do it shirtless, I'm in.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

"He can't tell his left from his right."

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Jeb Can Ficks It

Vote

Save Our Lagoons

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

"Russia is run by rich oligarchs. America is run by rich insurance companies."

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

England's jester - United States' jester.

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'