Campaign Comedian Mugs

It's not the Winning. It's the Taking Part that Counts. Vote Lib Dem.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Jeb Can Ficks It

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

John F. Kennedy

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Uncle Donnie

"Beware of Don"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.