"Quick on his feet means if you can't answer a question, run away!
Campaign Humorist Mugs
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I believe the facts will show I'm the only candidate who knew the correct date of this debate.
'The charges of public nudity are part of a smear campaign by my opponent.'
Politician who has a platform of monogamy.
I know I'm a wooden campaigner but elect me chief and I promise I'll bop heads for you every day!
'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'
'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'
"!@*#!!#!! You all! I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approved this message!"
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
"Beware of Don"
Uncle Donnie
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
John F. Kennedy
Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000
"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
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