"Quick on his feet means if you can't answer a question, run away!
Campaign Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the campaign humorist, a creator of witty ideas and clever quips? Explore our selection of humorous products perfect for inspiring laughter and celebrating their creative spirit. From printing witty slogans on mugs to fun t-shirts, our gifts are great for those who thrive on humor and originality. Browse our collection to find witty, eye-catching items that brighten their day and make a memorable impression during campaigns or creative projects.
I believe the facts will show I'm the only candidate who knew the correct date of this debate.
'The charges of public nudity are part of a smear campaign by my opponent.'
Politician who has a platform of monogamy.
I know I'm a wooden campaigner but elect me chief and I promise I'll bop heads for you every day!
'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'
'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'
"!@*#!!#!! You all! I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approved this message!"
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
"Beware of Don"
Uncle Donnie
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
John F. Kennedy
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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
Campaign Humorist Gifts Collection
Campaign Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever slogans and humor, perfect for the campaign humorist to start their day with a smile.
Campaign Humorist Pillows
Find cozy pillows with funny designs and clever sayings—great for campaign Spaces or just relaxing with a smile.
Campaign Humorist Prints
Browse our humorous prints, perfect for inspiring laughter and brightening up any campaign office or creative space.
Campaign Humorist T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts that celebrate creative humor—ideal for campaign humorists to wear their laughs loud and proud.