Election Humorist Gifts

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

'...and he slept for twenty years...until the presidential campaign was over.'

Electile Dysfunction

Vice-President Auditions Today!

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."

Voting Booth Shower.

'Oh, I think he's going to be reelected.'

England's jester - United States' jester.

'Of course he's upset — Lady Godiva upset him in the primaries.'

VOTE, '...And if elected, I'll be very, very happy!'

VOTE HERE, 14TH PRECINCT, 'ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.'

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

Biden Droppings.

"I think he's running as an independent."

Republican Candidates

Trumpnado

"This should get you through the debates Mister Trump."

"Add 50 and multiply by 4 and we should have the final number of candidates for the Democratic nomination."

Kerry and Edwards discuss policy in a salon.

'Gee, I'm not really a Republican — can I just register as an anti-Democrat?'

"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."

VOTE GLIBNEY! A MAN OF NEW IDEAS!, 'Yeah, but most of them are sexual.'

'And if elected, I'll be surprised as you.'

'Remember, Chuckles, never discount the write-in vote of circus fans.'

I like you as president/I like-like you as president.

I donated that rock to his campaign.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Sorry for the delay, here's your absentee ballot."

Joe bin Laden

Finally, a Way to Make Money in California

Bernie or Bed

The Mars Primary

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."