Election Day Humorist Gifts

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

John F. Kennedy

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Totalitarian Humour

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'