Political Campaigner T-Shirts

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"We may need a clearer message."

'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'

"If I could afford a plane, I'd hire a plane."

'And the guy running for dog catcher has a superpac!'

Chicken Little for Congress: 'The sky is falling! The sky is falling!'

Bernie vs Trump

last ditch effort

'I had no idea who I was going to vote for... Then I read a Facebook post that changed EVERYTHING.'

"So apart from 'keeping our f****g noses out of the NHS and stopping using it as a sodding political football' is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

"He's training to start door to door campaigning!"

Forward looking campaign

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes.

"They're experimenting with new ways to choose politicians - so there wouldn't be so much campaigning."

"Janet, this E.U. referendum thingy, will I be voting 'In' or 'Out'?"

Fahrenheit 911.

Lib Dem Loonies.

"The hi-vis is helpful, it makes them easier to spot and avoid."

'Newt's out, Romney is in; Romney's out, Santorum is in; Santorum is out, Ron Paul is in...'

"The Zoomers and Boomers are out of our reach, so we'll have to count on the Doomers and Gloomers."

European Elections

The Alt-Right in EU Elections

Brexit: Arron Banks and Andy Wigmore

"I'm sorry, we can't talk right now. Maybe come back during the 1st intermission."

Bachmann for President

"Well the good news is that we're on target to conduct our 85 doorstep conversations every minute..."

WH-E-E-E-E-E-E!

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

Welcome! $1000 (crossed out) $100 (crossed out), $10- a plate dinner' Yomp - US Senate

Tthe telecommunications version of an assault weapon.

Billionaires and Millionaires: 'Ohhh...Before you lose consciousness, what size campaign contribution can I put you down for?'

"The seven series of West Wing didn't last this long."

'On my first day as president, I promise to replace Obama-care with Rimney-don't-care!'

'Romney, Romney, he's our man! If he can't do, NOBODY can...!!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.