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'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Friends of the Earth

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

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'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"