Junior Campaigner T-Shirts

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

I rule by fear.

Jerry Brown.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Save the termites.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

Friends of the Earth

Tony Blair

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Now You're Talking

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'