Junior Politician T-Shirts

I rule by fear.

'I am disappointed there's nothing in the stimulus package about allowances - so I'm E-mailing our congressman.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump secret police

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Very fine people on both sides."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Police Statetion

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

A.M Gorky

American blood

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Social Unrest In France

Statue of Liberty

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

Flag Kryptonite

Now You're Talking

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Nelson Mandela.

Darfur is ignored by politicians.

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

"Hillary will be the first female U.S. president. But she has trouble getting white males to vote for her."

"The pool of available candidates is somewhat disappointing."