Little Role-player Mugs

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."