Mom, you gotta raise my allowance. I can't afford my malpractice insurance!
Young Role-player Mugs
Start their gaming day with a mug that celebrates their love for role-playing. Bright, witty, and full of personality, our mugs are perfect for young adventurers fueling their imagination with every sip.
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"
"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."
Billy. The Kid.
"He likes it."
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit
"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."
Little Princess.
'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'
A couple dressed as a knife and fork
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"
Little doctor.
'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'
"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
Businessman wearing many hats.
"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"
"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."
"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
Young Role-player Mugs Collection
Young Role-player Pillows
Find pillows that brighten up their space and inspire their next adventure—perfect for cozy gaming nights or creative corners.
Young Role-player Prints
Enhance their gaming environment with vibrant prints full of character and adventure—ideal for young role-playing enthusiasts.
Young Role-player T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that let young role-players wear their love of adventure proudly and with a splash of fun and creativity.