Little Role-player Gifts

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."