Mini Role Players Gifts

'We play doctor because it's too expensive to play house.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"They're class action figures."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Crocodile Costume

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.