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"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

He's giving up being an international sex symbol and man of mystery for the New Year.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Table tennis.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

You've done it again, Harry.