Lighthearted Companion T-Shirts

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Do you come here often?'

Shall I be mother?

"Wanna go out?"

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Romance in Pink

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Pet Hobbies

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

The two friends

"What are we doing today?"

"Good morning, world!"

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"Call me!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Before the Dawn's Early Light

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'

Wine and Stripes

Greetings cards

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

Golf mole