Lighthearted Companion T-Shirts

I hope I didn't hear you correctly, Lance. Actually, I hope so too, Gloria.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Do you come here often?'

Shall I be mother?

Romance in Pink

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"Wanna go out?"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Pet Hobbies

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

"What are we doing today?"

The two friends

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"Good morning, world!"

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"Call me!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Wine and Stripes

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'

Before the Dawn's Early Light

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

Greetings cards